Friday, June 16, 2006

Top 5 reasons why you know you are going to have a bad day

Have you ever woken up in the morning and just knew you were going to have a bad day? Here are the top 5 ways you know you should have turned off your alarm and gone back to bed.

#5 - It is 10AM, on your third cup of coffee and you realize that you have been drinking DeCaf

#4 - You get on the bus/subway/other form of public transportation, and you are forced to stand next to someone who last took a shower the year in which the USA last qualified for the World Cup

#3 - You turn to say goodbye to your kids/spouse/pet/signficant other, and they go ahead and throw up their breakfast all over your new suit

#2 - After enduring the longest commute of your life, you sit down at your desk, turn on your computer and find out that your internet is down indefinitely

and last but not least:

#1 - Your alarm goes off and the radio is playing - "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

Thats your R factor - go back to bed - its not worth it.

"The greatest form of charity is the gift of one's time"


At 5:37 PM, Blogger Jameel @ The Muqata said...

How about, you get to work, only to find your boss wants you to give a short 30 minute presentation to the executive staff of the company...and thats the day you were going to try and make it home early for your wife's birthday.


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